Elobelia's Comments

In terms of pet battling, this pet is one of the most powerful you can get in the game, in my opinion even stronger than the Onyxian Whelplings. It has a great heal and massive damage. I caught a rare one and it regularly solos groups of level 25 mobs at level 22. It will be a beast at 25! If you're looking for a powerful battlepet, get this little sucker.

I think this bear is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

The spawn rate on these is very fast, making finding a rare version very easy, and great for farming at that level.

As of 4.0.3a this pet can be looted from Ebon Whelps in Wetlands, near Grim Batol.

Let me tell you about the Wind Rider Cub. This cub is superior to all other cubs, and potentially all other pets. Why is this? Look no further than his feet! Yes, that is right, the Wind Rider Cup has paw pads. Adorable little paw pads under each of his paws. No other pet can match this. No other pet can even hope to try. The Wind Rider Cub is at a level which all pets wish to obtain, but never will, because they lack those glorious paw pads.

Let me tell you about Plump Turkey. This pet has a death wish! No matter how much you try to convince it that life is worth living, his one goal is to hurl his pathetic feathered body atop a flaming campfire. He believes that it is his duty, nay, his destiny, to become your next dinner! Pleading, attempting to convince him of his own free will does nothing. Like the Elwynn Lamb, this pet will only abandon you and make you confront your own mortality.

Let me tell you about Mojo. This slightly skeevy frog does not want you for your personality! He only wants you for your body! He will whisper lewd comments to you when kissed, such as:

-I promise not to give you warts...
-Your lily pad or mine?
-There's just never enough Mojo to go around...
-Now that's what I call froggy-style!
-Feelin' a little froggy, are ya?
-Listen, [player], I know of a little swamp not too far from here...
-This won't take long, did it?
-I thought you'd never ask!

Let me tell you about Mr. Chilly. When this little guy arrives in your mail and you "learn" him, the egg stays in your inventory so that you may mail him to future alts in case he gets deleted or something happens. He is much like WOTLK's Frosty or last years Big Blizzard Bear. It is a good idea to store one in the bank just in case, and delete him on your other characters if you wish!

With this cat, Mr. Bigglesworth lives on. In a Naxx raid full of jerks who insist on killing Kel'Thuzad's poor, innocent cat? Bust this little guy out and show them that he cannot be defeated! Mr. Bigglesworth will conquer!

Let me tell you about the Tiny Snowman. This pet has a mind of its own! You may tell it to go somewhere, but it steadfastly refuses to obey your frivolous whims. The petty urgencies of its owner mean little to it, and it is content to stand in the sun, melting until it dies. Truly it should be commended for its stubbornness and single mind while the rest of the pets blindly follow their owners into death and danger and loading screens!

Let me tell you about the Elwynn Lamb. Do not summon this pet, for it will abandon you. This pet will constantly die a violent death and you can do nothing but watch. If you have abandonment issues, this is not a good pet to have out! Besides, it is probably less cruel to keep it safe in your pet bar than to bring it out into the world with all of those hungry wolves running around.

Let me tell you about the Teldrassil Sproutling. This pet is LUCKY. Much like the Phoenix Hatchling, if you raid alongside this pet your raid will mysteriously do better at every boss encounter. And if you fail at an encounter and begin to wipe, at least you can to give your dying breath watching the Sproutling, standing amongst the charred bodies of your raid members, dancing its little heart out like nothing's wrong. Also, two Sproutlings are luckier than one! Keep this in mind.

Let me tell you about the White Kitten. This kitten is clearly the result of rampant backyard breeding. Why else would Little Timmy have yet another kitten to pawn off on an unsuspecting citizen every few hours? He clearly makes a fortune from it, while the kitten is doomed to a boring existence in the auction house, waiting for its forever home, like most real-life products of such irresponsible breeders. Spay and neuter your pets, people!

Let me tell you about the Sinister Squashling. This thing is WEIRD. It flaps around on leafy limbs that should in no way be able to support its large head. Then, sometimes, it buries its body in the ground. Why it does this is a mystery. Does it collapse under the weight of its massive head? Perhaps it is lying in wait for its prey, or resting so it can recharge its squash-jutsu. Or maybe it just longs to be a fully-grown pumpkin.

Let me tell you about the Spring Rabbit. This pet helps us to answer the age-old question of, "Where do babies come from?" Well, boys and girls, when a mommy and daddy love each other VERY MUCH, they stand in close proximity to each other and hearts grow over their heads. Then grass and flowers grow out of the ground and with a BOING, little babies come popping out of nowhere! And that is what we call, the "magic of reproduction."

Let me tell you about the Curious Oracle Hatchling. It is proven to be superior in every way to the Curious Wolvar Hatchling. Studies have shown that owners of the Curious Oracle Hatchling live longer lives, attract better mates, make more money, and above all else have better hygiene than their wolvar-loving counterparts. Instruction for use: Bring out once a day, run in circles and watch it hop around, knowing that you have indeed found the key to love and happiness - the Oracle Hatchling.